April 12, 2007


What's kind of awesome is when you're in a terrible, freaked out, traumatized mood, and you go on YouTube and search for baby pandas. And you get videos like this:

So Fucking Cute Baby Panda Sneeze

or this:

Baby Panda Awwww!

or this:

So Many Goddamn Baby Pandas and One in an Incubator!

And then, you know, it's not impossible to be pissed off, but mostly what I'm pissed about at the moment is that I don't have a baby panda. And that they grow up so fast. *sniff!*

Thank god the computer virus demons gave me my YouTube back. This is going much better than the time a few months ago when, inexplicably, my YouTube stopped working and I had just watched a documentary about cult suicides with a bunch of friends and I had to come home and look up "puppies" on Wikipedia before I could go to sleep. It was perfunctorily informative, mind you, but not so cute.

Posted by katie at April 12, 2007 12:42 AM | TrackBack

OMG! OMG! i want a baby panda!

Posted by: michele at April 13, 2007 11:42 AM

...it's less exciting to yell that now, a day late, but i still had to express my desire. stupid ukranian porn robots.

Posted by: michele at April 13, 2007 11:43 AM

I want a baby panda too! Can we buy them in bulk?

Posted by: Dianna at April 13, 2007 11:58 AM

Costco sells them, but you have to buy twenty at a time and usually five or six are already rotten before you even get them home. That's why I never buy perishables from Costco.

Posted by: didofoot at April 13, 2007 12:13 PM

That's always the case when you buy products that are made in China.

Posted by: sean at April 13, 2007 03:45 PM

My issue is with the fourteen or fifteen that I would be tempted to keep all to myself. I totally want a house full of baby pandas -- rolling around on my living room floor! I would shake pepper on them just to make them sneeze! -- but how do I keep them from growing up? With fourteen or fifteen full-size pandas in my tiny apartment, I'd never be able to get the shower door open, or squeeze past them to get dressed.

On the plus side, it would be like having a fluffy giant panda roller towel. OMG indeed!

Posted by: katie at April 14, 2007 12:56 PM

yeah, in your panda-full apartment, we could make the human car wash, but with baby pandas!

Posted by: h Christian Blood at April 16, 2007 05:53 PM